01. Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
02. Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
03. Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
04. Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
05. A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
06. An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
07. A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
08. Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
09. College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
10. Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
11. Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
12. A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter
13. A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
14. A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
15. Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
16. A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
17. A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
18. Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
19. A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
20. German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
21. A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
22. A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring